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Obstacles

Posted by Splashfit on July 29, 2013
Posted in: Active Play, Motivation, Uncategorized, Workouts. Tagged: back pain, cycling, dentist, exercise, Fitness, health, jogging, obstacle course, rest, rest days, running, warrior dash, warrior race, workout. Leave a comment

This is Tough!

Everybody know what it feels like. That vile and calamitous moment; it happens suddenly and unexpectedly. The tweak, the twinge, the stabbing and burning pain. In spite of all of my “core” training, in spite of all the full body functional movements that I perform on a regular basis, I have done “something” to my lower back. Sigh.  a1613

WhoopsAfter a 5 mile run Friday morning, and a 37 mile cycling adventure on Saturday, I was not feeling inclined to do a bunch of cardio on Sunday morning. I had wanted to set up a tire obstacle to assist us in our training for the warrior race.   I had seen some old tires piled here and there throughout the orchard, and so I pulled on my running shoes and set out on a treasure hunt.    I found several tires on an old rock pile, and after trimming away the overgrown vegetation, was able to free the tires and set them aside for later use.   I found a 4th tire near the top of another rock pile.  I was so proud of honeybeemyself for  climbing to the top, being careful of snakes, and releasing said tire itself from beneath some rather large rocks. I rolled it to the bottom of the rock pile, clamored down, then lifted  and tossed it free of the vegetation.  I walked out to pick it up, and discovered that there was a fully grown productive beehive hidden in the recesses of the tire rim.  Gulp, guess I need to keep looking.   Having exhausted all the nearby options, we got in the truck and quickly found the remaining tires that we needed to set up the obstacle.  After my initial runs at this obstacle, it became apparent that running tires is way more difficult than it looks. I’m not certain exactly when the tweak to my lower back happened.  It could have been when I was lifting and tossing the tires.  One of the tires was unexpectedly much heavier than the others (thank you steel belted radials), and I could have just misjudged in that regard.  It could have been one of the numerous times where I flailed and landed smack on my face, bouncing up from said tires.  Looking on the bright side, it seems that I will get that longed for rest day!

On the roadWhen I woke on Monday morning, my back was still feeling very sensitive.   I needed to drive to Seattle (a 4 hour car trip) for a dental appointment.   I packed up my fitness bands and running shoes.   I really don’t need anything else to get in a great workout, and headed back over to the “wet” side of the state.   When I got up on Tuesday morning, I had really wanted to go for a run, but the back was still very tweaky.   I satisfied myself with 300 squats and 300 lunges, which surprisingly, did not cause any discomfort.

dentistAt the dentist office, I wound up needing to have a wisdom tooth pulled.  It had broken apart, and unfortunately could not be saved.   I have to be thankful that the dentist was willing to do this all on an initial office visit.  They were quite willing to bend normal procedures to accommodate my long car trip.   I hate going to the dentist almost more than anything else in the world that I can imagine, and after sitting through an excruciatingly long (4 hours) session at said dental office, nothing was done to alleviate my disdain.   chipmunk cheeks  The office staff was great, but the young McDoctor didn’t do anything to change my long-standing opinion of dentists.  Finally freed from the trauma of the dentist’s office, I headed back to my parents’ place.  I had such grand visions of visiting old friends and getting in some exercise, but I merely plopped myself down in a reclining chair and while laying there, my face proceeded to swell like a little chipmunk storing nuts for the winter.   Of course, I had to ask about exercise, and I was informed that I was not to undertake any at all for two full days.   Truthfully, with the swelling in my face, it is not a difficult prescription to follow.  Today, I will not exercise. I will heed the doctors advice and the throbbing in my jaw and wait for my body to heal.

chipmunkkcheekThe metaphorical aspect of an obstacle race is not lost on me.  Life is so like that.  Just when you think things are running smoothly, boom, an obstacle pops up in front of you.  Whether it be an injury, an illness, a change in plans, a change in schedule, bottom line here, life always dishes up obstacles.  The way I see it, there are three ways you can deal with an obstacle. You can run away from it, you can avoid it and put it off til later, or you can crush that bitch and knock it down.  If I let myself, I can always find a reason or an excuse or a hurdle to prevent me from being my best. Obstacles in life are unavoidable, but whether I choose to go through them and attack them with vigor, or avoid them altogether and use them as an excuse to sabotage myself, is a choice that I make.  The obstacles do ultimately make my journey more difficult, but facing them does not make it less rewarding.  Today, feeling a bit like a chipmunk, my biggest obstacle is to allow myself time to heal, and then get back on it.   It would be so easy to just relax and use the oral surgery as an excuse to sit on my ass and eat ice cream.    Truthfully, doc said two days, and I will take two days, and then, chipmunk cheeks or not,  I will once again, be ready to knock it down.

Thunder Moon

Posted by Splashfit on July 25, 2013
Posted in: Active Play, Uncategorized, Workouts. Tagged: bodyweight exercises, Fitness, full moon, gym, health, jogging, kayak, kayaking, moonlight, running, stand up paddle, SUP, warrior dash, warrior race, weight lifting, workouts. 3 Comments

Moonshine

Just above the surface of the river, the heat of the day was swirling in waves. The only sounds we heard were those of our paddles’ rhythmic dancing in and out of the water. The paddling, when done correctly, is magical. The paddles slice delicately up and down, back and forth,  and the kayak glides along the surface of the river. Many months of paddling have hardened our bodies. This no longer feels like difficult physical exertion, rather it has become for us, physical and active meditation. The muscle memory from hundreds of miles paddled takes control, and our minds are allowed to wander freely. Conversations happen and they don’t. Silence is okay and comfortable. Beavers, muskrats, and numerous avian species share the waterway with us. With the physical exertion, the pressures and stresses of the day leave our bodies. We are filled with the serenity, beauty, and simplicity of the river. After paddling up river for a couple of miles, we disembarked on a small island, and there we waited patiently for the moon to shine. It took just a few minutes for our full moon, in all of its “Thunder Moon” glory,  to rise above the barren sagebrush covered hillside.  I have to just stop and wonder about the moon’s publicist.   I  have to admit first, to spending a fair amount of time looking at facebook.   It seems that every month, there is some new and different type of fantastic full moon to be discovered and explored. I have seen posters promoting  Super Moon, Harvest Moon, Blue Moon, Blood Moon, and now, Thunder Moon (just to name a few).  Apparently the full moon in July is being called the “Thunder Moon” because there are so many thunder showers in July (oh, brother).  Ridiculous naming and publicity stunts aside, it was absolutely delightful to gently paddle back down river with only the light of the full moon leading us back home.

sumoSplashfit Tuesday 

Warm up Elliptical 5 minutes
Run 1.75 miles (moderate pace)
100 Grass Picker Squats
Run 1.25 miles (moderate pace)

Superset x 3
50 sumo squats with lateral leg raises
Sprint 220

Run .5 mile to gym (moderate pace)

Superset x 4
Leg Press 210 x 15, 250, 290, 310 x 10
Stiff Leg Deadlift 60 x 15
Ass Burners 25 each leg
and done!

SUP Stand Up PaddleWednesday was an active rest day for me.   Again, ridiculously hot temperatures sent us out onto the river for a 4 mile stand up paddle.  Of course, I should note, that two of those miles were paddling up river against the current, so I’m not entirely sure I would classify it as a low intensity activity.   Sigh, a girl just can’t catch a break!

cossack danceSplashfit Thursday

5 minute warm up elliptical

Repeat 5 x
Pushup Burpees x 10
Cossack dance bench dips x 10
Lateral Walking Plank x 10 "steps" each direction
Sprint 100 yards, stairs
Jog 100 yards, stairs

Plyo (hand clap) knee pushups x 10
Triangle knee pushups x 10

Bench press drop set to failure

Superset 3 x 
Cable Squat Row 90 x 10
Seated Cable Row 90 x 10
Close Grip Cable Pull Down 90 x 10
Tricep Press Down 35 x 10

and done!

Air Cav infantry Soldiers compete in company challengeLeaving the gym this morning, I feel completely wrung out, but it is in a good way. Fitness tax, levied and paid. I realize that we are just about 23 days out from our Warrior Race.  We have worked really hard.  I think we will be fine.  I was having a conversation about entering races a while back, and this man, incredulously, asked, “why would you even enter a race, if you didn’t think you could win?”  Ouch.   I will not win this race.  I will probably never stand on the podium for any race that I enter. In fact, in some of the races I have entered, my only goal, was to make it through the entire course without being forced into the “sag” wagon. My fiercest competition lives inside of me.  I strive not to win, but to finish;  not to dominate, but to survive, and not to be perfect, but to improve. Motivation is a very individualized thing.  While aforementioned gentleman would only be motivated to enter a race that he thought he could win; there are, I believe, a lot more everyday regular people out there, who enter races to compete with themselves;  to inspire them to greater fitness, to provide a reason to exercise, and to prove to themselves that they can do it.   Setting and achieving goals is a powerful life tool.  My “aha” moment in that regard came while on the summit of Mt Rainier (14,410 feet) for the first time, it was there that I realized I could do absolutely anything that I set my mind on.   For now, my eyes are firmly set on the finish line of that race.  I will not win, but I have no doubt that it will be a stronger person who crosses the finish line.

Tour, Testosterone, and Tears

Posted by Splashfit on July 24, 2013
Posted in: Active Play, Uncategorized. Tagged: bicycle, bike, climbing, cycling, drafting, exercise, Fitness, health, lance armstrong, paceline, testosterone, tour de france, womens fitness. Leave a comment

1dashI was already awake and feeling anything but peaceful when the alarm went off at 5 am.  The alarm tone is a lovely little “new age” melody complete with chirping birds.  Today, I wanted to take those damned cheery little birds and slam them against the wall. Sometimes, to get through my day, I have to seriously channel the “nasty” part of my psyche. This morning it became evident that I was going to have just such a day; I was going for a bike ride with the dudes.  I normally love riding my bike.  I love the feeling of speed and power, the sunshine on my back, and the wind rushing past  my face. The media portray bike riding as a calm idyllic activity, lovely paved pathways lined with flowers,  senior citizens pedaling leisurely with  baskets full of market treasures,  and kid’s touring around their neighborhoods.  Truthfully, I seldom indulge myself in this type of “gentile” cycling, and today was no exception.  As I said, this was a ride with the boys.   Truth be told?  The scared little girl part of me DID NOT want to go.

Why is it so hard for me to find girls to play with?  Why do I have to constantly suck it up and take backseat in some ridiculously gnarly and heavily testosterone laden gruel fest? Why? Why? Why?  And while I’m on my ranting rampage, thank you very much Tour De France for turning every man on a bike into a Lance Armstrong wannabe.  Damn.  A girl doesn’t stand a chance.

As we were preparing to hop on the bikes and head out for our ride, one of the guys says, “I’ve got the ride all mapped out, 28 miles and 2800 feet of elevation gain“.  He was excited about this.    So, apparently this route he has chosen travels along every little side street with a hill.  Every tiny little bit of elevation gain that can be found in our local area, we are going to climb it.   While I am certain that my two über fit hill climbing machine compatriots are fantasizing that they are ascending the grand Col du Tourmalet, cheering fans urging their lithe muscular bodies to the top, I am meters behind, mashing my gears and stubbornly refusing to granny gear up.  So, do you think it made me feel any better when one of said dudes, cycles back down the hill to let me know I’m almost to the top?  Yeah, me neither.

ramrodSurprisingly, it was on the downhills rather than the climbs where the biggest gap opened between the lead dude and the lone token female (yep, that would be me).  When I was younger (how pathetic does that sound?), I routinely pushed the envelope.  I had a need for speed and in 1997, while riding in  the RAMROD (Ride Around Mount Rainier in One Day, just a little bike ride, 154 miles, 10,000 feet of gain), I reached a downhill max near 60 miles per hour (at least that is what my bike computer recorded).   Since that time, I have had several debilitating bike crashes.  One of which resulted in three shoulder surgeries!  A little older, a little wiser, and a lot more cautious, I find myself riding my brakes on the downhill portions of a ride.  Am I missing out on some thrills?  Absolutely, but I would like to live to ride another day.  But, that is just me.

Heading into some light winds on a four mile flat stretch of highway, we formed a little paceline to take turns pulling and drafting.   My bike computer, having bit the weeny a few months back, didn’t give me a good picture of my speed, and as a result I overestimated the amount of effort necessary to pull into the wind.   Properly chastised for leaving my poor resting compatriot in the proverbial dust on the side of the road, I adjusted my intensity down just a notch. These miles flew by with ease and all too rapidly we found ourselves at a “dirt road” section of the route.  I took one look at the ruts and gravel and said, “hey guys, I’m not going up there, I would hate that”.  I encouraged them to take the dirt road themselves, and insisted that I would be fine retracing our route along the highway.  It should put us all back at roughly the same spot at the same time.

Great  for Cross Training

Great for Cross Training

I dropped down onto my aero bars and flew along the 4 mile stretch of open highway.  Traffic was light, and with a small tailwind, I made great time.   I made the climb up our last two mile long hill, and had turned around to do a “hill repeat”.    I only made it about 1/3 of the way down when I met up with the guys on their way up.   I quickly turned my bike around, and since my muscles and lungs had gotten a great rest break on the way down the hill, I jumped up out of my saddle and lithely sprinted to the top of the hill.   Not to be outdone, my companions likewise stood up and sprinted for the summit.  Seriously, I complain about the brutish competitive nature of the guys, but apparently, I’m not much better in that regard.  I had thought my brief stint in “competitors anonymous” had cured my need to thrash my companions.  Given that I had all but sent an engraved invite to my testosterone laden echelon, apparently I have a ways to go.

Home, I mixed up a couple of green smoothies, and we chatted about the ride.  Apparently, I had a doubter.  One of the dudes had voiced that he didn’t believe there was any way that I could have made my way up the highway and up the hill ahead of them.  That I just didn’t have the time to make that much of a gain on them. Hehehehe…… wait for it….   BUT I DID!   Having come from an emotional place prior to the ride where I really just wanted to give in to the tears and stay in bed,  this was my podium moment of the day.  I still wish I could find some girls to challenge me, and  I definitely don’t  have the testosterone factor going for me, but today, this was a tour of triumph and not tears.

Curious about drafting and why cyclists do it?  The Exploratorium’s Paul Doherty talks about drafting: If you’re a following a bicyclist and can move into the wind behind the front bicyclist, you can gain an advantage. The low pressure moves you forward and the eddies push you forward.”  Surprisingly drafting not only helps the bicyclist following the leader, but the lead cyclist gains an advantage as well. Paul explained, “The interesting thing is by filling in her eddy you improve the front person’s performance as well. So two people who are drafting can put out less energy than two individuals (who are not drafting) would covering the same distance in the same time.” While the lead cyclist gains some advantage in this situation she still needs to expend much more energy than the cyclist who is following.

Spanked

Posted by Splashfit on July 22, 2013
Posted in: Active Play, Uncategorized. Tagged: Fitness, health, kayak, kayaking, rowing, rowing scull, stand up paddling, SUP. Leave a comment

Rowing Lesson on the ColumbiaKnees tucked firmly beneath my chin, eyes steely and focused dead ahead, lips pursed, I exhaled a purposeful breath.  A simple flip of my wrist, and the oars turned from their neutral  position.   I lower my arms, digging the blades ever so gently into the surface of the river, and… deep breath, I press against the foot pedals with my powerful thighs and at the same time, lean back ever so slightly, pulling the oars to my chest.  My body is fully engaged. As I glide back along the rails of the racing scull, I can feel the wind rushing past me.   Fully extended, I glide swiftly and smoothly through the water. I feel as though I am flying, a mere nymph dancing across the rivers’ surface. Oh, this is good.  This feeling is good; this rush of speed, and power, and rhythm.  Why have I not done this before now? Another flip of the wrist, and the oars turn once again into a Fully Extendedneutral position and as I slide forward on the rails, pressing my arms straight out in front of me, the carbon fiber blades feathering across the surface of the water, I once again find myself in the tucked position, oars behind and at the ready.  Push, pull, stroke, stroke, stroke.  I can feel this excitement gurgling up within me. This is completely exhilarating. Stroke, stroke, stroke…  I glance over my shoulder, I can see the shoreline zooming past as the scull dances across the water.   Stroke, stroke, stroke…  I am in the midst of a full body rush, tingling is buzzing up through my limbs, gooseflesh creeping up my neck and face.  Forty five minutes later, exhilarated and spent, my body is wringing with the moisture of exertion. I wonder, this feeling, this I’m on top of the world feeling, this I’m unstoppable feeling, is this my ever elusive “runner’s high”?  After the lesson that I received yesterday, today’s session was about putting it all together and applying what I learned.  I know I can do better and I have more to learn, but today, I feel like I took flight.

1supWith the temperatures hovering near one hundred degrees fahrenheit, it became apparent that the only sane place to be was in the river. Earlier this afternoon, (yes, prior to the session in the rowing scull) we hopped on some old windsurfing boards, stand up paddles in hand, and toured along the shore of the Columbia River.  There is a festival happening about 6 miles down river, and as a result, the water surrounding my little town is literally choked with a plethora of motorized water vessels.  Fishing boats, pleasure crafts, jet skis, water skiers, they were all here.  As each boater zoomed past us at breakneck speeds, they left a myriad of large rolling waves in their wake.   It was a challenge to Stand Up Paddle with Friendssay the least, to remain upright while riding out the waves on our small little boards.

I never really noticed stand up paddling until I was visiting Hawaii in 2009.  The best I can ascertain, is that Stand Up Paddling got its start there  (Hawaii) in the 1950’s.  The early paddlers were called, “Beach Boy Surfers” and their entire reason for being on a board with a paddle, was to better be able to photograph surfers doing their thing.   This activity has experienced a huge surge in popularity in the past several years, and again, my research indicates that perhaps this new “SUP” craze began with a period of flat water in Hawaii.  No radical “surfable” waves sent the masses out seeking thrills of a slightly different variety. In which ever way this current craze began, I am loving it!   We paddle on lakes, on rivers, up river against the current, down river and over small rapids, and I have even been known to deploy a few choice yoga moves on my board.   SUP (Stand Up Paddle or Paddling) is great exercise!  It can be relaxing, and at the same time, it is an activity that fully engages every muscle in your body.

Calm after the stormAs if I hadn’t already punished my body enough with the previous two paddling events of the day, we headed out after supper for an evening kayak trip.  The temperature had dropped into the high nineties, and as the wind had picked up, (as it often does here on the Columbia River), when we launched and set out paddling through the rough wind tossed waters, conditions were less than optimal .   The chop on the river when conditions are windy can get pretty intense. Waves were breaking over the bow of our little man powered vessel.  I could hear the kayak slapping the water as we crested and dropped over each wave.  Smack, smack, smack.  Once we had made our way across the river, and beneath the shelter of Dyer Hill, thankfully, the waters calmed.   We were still plagued by the gnat like annoyance of hovering motorboats, whose captains appeared to derive a great level of glee from the prospect of creating a wake large enough to perhaps capsize said stupid kayakers.  Not to be deterred,  we continued paddling down river, and circumnavigated a group of small islands. In the process, we were fortunate to  flush a large and graceful blue heron from the foliage. We made our way back up river against the current, which although the difference in effort expended is not that noticeable, the time elapsed for distance traveled paddling down river versus up river is pretty significant.

1blue heronThe  low angled evening light was shimmering on the surface of the water, casting a lovely glow on the hillside towering above us.   Contented, we began the paddle back across the river toward home.  The recreational motorized vessels were lining up to make port for the evening.  Feeling one last surge of energy, we paddled like maniacs to attempt to “beat” one of said motor boats into the disembarking area.  So intent were we on our effort, that we nearly crashed into shore.

Placing the kayak paddle behind me and using it as  brace to slowly raise myself out of the cockpit, I began to have just an inkling of the muscular impact of my days activity.   As I grasped the front handle of the kayak and began the portage across the boat ramp, there was no doubt;  I had been thoroughly spanked, and I liked it.

The Bear is Back

Posted by Splashfit on July 20, 2013
Posted in: Active Play, Uncategorized, Workouts. Tagged: body weight exercise, cycling, exercise, Fitness, health, HIIT, Interval training, intervals, river, rowing, sculling, Tabata. Leave a comment

Rowing Lesson on the Columbia

I woke this morning, feeling a bit more rested than I have the past few days.  I am hopeful, and it does appear as though the bug I have been doing battle with is preparing to leave the field with its tail between its nasty little legs.  While I was not really enthusiastic about breakfast this morning, it did not awaken that awful little barf monster who has been my constant side kick for too long now.  I actually contemplated going outside for a bike ride this morning, but given my recent state of constant nausea, I opted to get my workout in the house.  My feeling was that it would be much easier to bail if I discovered mid stroke, that I wasn’t ready for this level of activity.

Splashfit Torture of the Day
No Sweat, No GlorySpin indoors 45 minutes, 5 min hard effort, 5 min recover

Superset x 3
100 Bodyweight Squats
50  Single Leg Donkey Calf Raises
100 Alternating Lunges
and done!

The workout today felt like a workout should.  Even with the air conditioning running on high, when finished, I was dripping in sweat.  I feel great! I feel energized, strong, fit, and healthy!  I feel ready to take on my day!  With the Crossfit craze overtaking the nation, there is a lot of emphasis being placed on HIIT. (High Intensity Interval Training) . I follow quite a few trainers on line, and it is pretty standard dialog to insinuate, if not just say it directly, that if you are working out for more than an hour a day, you are pretty much just wasting your time.  Just this morning, I read another article on Outside Magazine online (great mag), that was trying to dispel the notion of long distance running as a training tool to prepare for a marathon.  It inferred that running 5 miles a day at the same pace would not give you much benefit, and if you're not improving, then what's the point?   I agree with this to a degree.   I always, always, always add short duration and high intensity sessions to my workouts.  That being said, I am an endurance athlete.  I live to challenge myself with all day long endeavors.  Just for the mental preparedness aspect of a day long event, I find that I need to incorporate some longer duration training into my fitness routine.  I believe that when building up to a long cycling event, time in the saddle is crucial. If you want to debunk that theory, and think that a 20 minute Tabata style training alone is going to get you through a century bicycling event,  just let me know how your ass feels at the end of that ride!   So bottom line for me, HIIT is great.  I love adding intervals to my training, but I am not ready just yet, to throw out my longer endurance training sessions.
Great  for Cross Training

Great for Cross Training

Fully ExtendedThe temperature outside this afternoon was hovering right around one hundred degrees fahrenheit.   Of course, as any sane person would do, I headed for the nearby river.  Today’s activity was a lesson in rowing. This is not your easy going, Sunday on the lake,  rowboat type of rowing, but rather, lock your legs in, don’t tip over,  screaming backwards at breakneck speeds,  racing scull rowing.  I have to say, that for living in a small town, I have had surprising access to instruction in some really wonderful athletic endeavors.  So, I think to myself, I use the rowing machine (also known simply as “erg” in rowing circles) at the gym, how hard could it be?  Well, I can testify…  Sculling is a completely different activity. The addition of those gigantic oars, the tippy nature of the scull itself, combined with the resistance of the water and my tendency to want to bury said oars in the inky depths of the river,left me completely engaged and immersed in this activity.

1lessonMy initial trip down the river went well I thought, until I crashed the scull into the shore, causing much grimacing and groaning from my instructors and owners of said scull.  Apparently, these little racing beauties are rather costly and fragile.  Sigh.   This little crash inspired some “on the water” coaching. In spite of my initial awkwardness at traveling backwards, the instruction appeared to do the trick. By the end of my session, when I was told it was time to get out of the water (story of my life), I had actually begun to grasp the concepts of the different phases of the stroke and was moving smoothly and rapidly across the river.  So intent Rowing Lesson on the Columbiawas my focus on the river and learning the new activity,  that after an hour and a half on the water, I was certain that I had only been out for 10 minutes or so.  My instructors were great and very complimentary regarding my efforts and progress; however, I will say that if you are going to blow sunshine up somebody’s proverbial ass, it ceases to be sunshine when you confess said travesty.

The Bear

Heading home from the river to fix supper, I was hit by the realization that I WAS RAVENOUS!  If you have been following me here, you know that I have been battling a little virus that took away my appetite.   I am a fit, strong, healthy woman.  I am incredibly active and as a result, I EAT A LOT!   I am not one of those petite little flowers, who pick at the offerings on their dinner plate with feigned delicacy to maintain a tiny and frail little body.   I am an athlete (not a natural one, but an athlete nonetheless).  I need fuel for my tank.  One of the nicknames I have been given is THE BEAR.  In 2005, when I returned from my 2,600 mile hike along the Pacific Crest Trail, I was lamenting to a girlfriend, that all I wanted to do was sleep and eat blueberries.  She exclaimed, “Oh my God, you’re a bear!”  I had to laugh, and because it rang so close to the truth, the nickname stuck.  I know there are people out there who do not feel the need to eat regularly, and when I am with them, I have to constantly assert my right to regular meals. It’s not uncommon for me to hear, “oh, gotta feed the bear”,  and “is the bear hungry?”   Well tonight, after rowing, finally feeling ravenous for the first time in a week, I am happy to say that the bear is back.

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Don’t vomit on my new shoes

Posted by Splashfit on July 19, 2013
Posted in: Uncategorized, Workouts. Tagged: bodyweight exercises, exercise, Fitness, gym, health, jogging, rest days, running, weight lifting, wellness, workouts. 1 Comment

1new shoesWhatever nasty little bug has grabbed hold of me, still has one leg firmly in its grasp.  The good news, is that my fever is GONE!  The bad news, is that I still have little or no appetite and a general feeling of malaise. Yesterday, I took a complete rest day. No running, no biking, no lifting, no walking, and no kayaking.  I curled up on the sofa next to my Grandmother and together, we watched “Little House on the Prairie” re-runs until she was snoring loudly, and I was bleeding from my ears.  There is just something about the vocal intonations present on most Hallmark Channel programming.  It is just a little too soft with cloying, sickening, and sacharrine like sweetness. It strikes me as being intensely phony, and as such, most days it makes me want to hurl a shoe at the idiot box to just make it stop. My Grandmother is old school and pretty much anything more risqué than the aforementioned television purgatory ruffles her feathers in a bad way.  Somehow, I managed to suffer through and survive the day.

 I woke with the alarm at 5 am. Today is a gym day.No fever is present and I take this as a good sign; although I do have tremendous difficulty trying to choke down breakfast this morning. Agggggh. Oh well, off to the gym I go!

Splashfit Torture of the Day

1 plyo (hand clap push up) 9 regular push ups
15 Fitness Band Squat Rows
10 Bench Dips
Sprint 100 yards Stairs
Jog 100 yards Stairs
Lather, Rinse, Repeat x 5
Jog Back to Gym

Superset x 3
Jumping Pull-Ups 21,15,9
Dumbbell Thrusters 21,15,9

Superset x 3
Rear Deltoid Flye x 10
Plank to T-Stand x 10 each side
200 Meter Row

Elbow Plank 2 minutes
Seated Knee Ups x 30
aaaand, Done!

I struggled through my entire workout today. My heart rate was running hotter and higher than it normally does. My recovery time after hard effort was much more sluggish than normal. My perceived effort was off the charts. I continually fought the waves of nausea that hit me like a ton of bricks, ever intent on bringing me down. Our Warrior Race is just one month out from today; the heat is on! I continued to put the ladies through the paces, but I had to back off of my own effort ever so slightly. I really really really did not want to vomit on my new shoes.

1restIn an accomplishment oriented society, it is not always easy to give myself permission to take a down day.

As I mentioned earlier, yesterday was a complete REST DAY for me. So, here’s the deal, in the day following an intense session of athletic performance, a period of rest will allow your muscles to adapt and improve. A day off once a week will refuel your muscles’ glycogen stores, build muscular strength, and reduce overall fatigue. Without rest days, muscular transformation might seem evident in the short-term; however, in the end it will not necessarily give favorable results.  This time, I chose to take the day off because I was fighting a virus of some sort, but truth be told, I REGULARLY take rest days. I do this in a couple of different ways. I have inactive rest days where I do absolutely freaking nothing even remotely resembling exercise, and then I have active rest days. On an active rest day, I might do an easy 30 to 45 minute bike ride, take a 3 mile walk at a moderate pace, or do a nice relaxing paddle in the kayak. The key to incorporating activity into an active rest day is lower intensity. It allows my muscles to keep moving and not seize up. It also allows for some of those “feel good” brain chemicals to enhance my activities of daily living. Hard exercise itself causes micro tears in your muscle fibers. It is during rest and recovery that the body repairs these little micro tears and becomes stronger. So how many rest days do I take each week? Usually one full blown, no activity rest day. I usually take another active rest day.  Statistically, most sports related injuries come from overuse. A day of rest or lighter activity may eliminate the necessity of a long term forced vacation from your workouts due to injury.

1fly3The thermometer on the outside of the garage is registering at near one hundred degrees fahrenheit. I threw on a swimsuit, grabbed my swim bag, and as a special evil thrill, I added a floating pool chair (complete with head and foot rest) to the mix. We arrived at the lake, and as my partner took off on a long distance swim (somebody who does NOT know how to take rest days), I sat on the beach, huffing and puffing to fill my little red plastic oasis with air. I notice that it warns to fill only with cold air…. Hmmmmm… the temperature outside is near 100 degrees… Just how do I manage that feat? I waded out into the alkaline waters of Little Soap Lake, pushing my red inflatable barkalounger in front of me. I grasped the cushy arm rests and lowered myself into the water. Ahhhhhh! I laid my head back on the delightful inflatable neck rest, pulled my visor down low over my face, and sat there lazily spinning in the light winds. I watched the little damsel flies lighting on my skin. I’m not sure that I want to know exactly what they are doing when they are linked up and connected in a row sitting on my various body parts, but as I floated beneath the hot sun, feeling nearly weightless, I felt certain that I could feel my body repairing itself.

Meme of the week: You’re not a dog, don’t reward yourself with food!

Hot Blooded

Posted by Splashfit on July 16, 2013
Posted in: Uncategorized. Tagged: body weight exercises, excuses, exercise, fever, Fitness, health, jogging, running, workouts. Leave a comment

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Still in bed, I looked at the numbers on the old mercury filled oral thermometer…

My body temperature was registering at just over 100 degrees fahrenheit.   It’s not high enough to be really and truly sick, rather just enough of a fever to make me feel like warmed over dogmeat.  I glanced at the clock on my nightstand.  Ugggh.  I need to get up and get this day started.  Maybe just 15 more minutes of sleep.

My tummy has been feeling off for a couple of days.  I had attributed the malaise to an overindulgence of the fruity variety, namely Bing cherries, which I purchase from the local packing shed in twenty pound boxes.   Now, with a slight fever burning in me,  I’m not so sure  that the cherries are responsible.

steakLast night, as I was cooking dinner for my 95 year old grandmother,  the nausea was hitting me in waves.  Granny is a meat and potatoes kind of gal, and the smell of the steak and potatoes sizzling in butter on the stove, just put me over the edge.  (I should note, that I DO NOT eat this kind of food, but at 95, Granny’s doctor has advised that she can eat whatever she wants.) The nausea inspired me to reach for a lemon lime soda.  I normally do NOT drink soda pop.  I think it is akin to the devil with regard to achieving my fitness goals.  The full calorie variety contain way too much sugar and corn syrup and even the low calorie versions are loaded with poisonous chemicals.  For me, a former diet pepsi addict, I mostly just say no.   The one exception, is when I have an upset tummy.  There is just something about the bubbles in a lemon-lime soda that goes a long way toward alleviating that ever so icky, I’m about to toss my cookies, feeling.

I had placed a plastic bottle containing lemon lime soda into the freezer in the hopes of rapidly cooling it to its optimal consumptive temperature.   I was puttering around the kitchen, slicing veggies for a salad, and another wave of nausea hit me.  I swung open the freezer door, feeling the icy air escaping into my hot kitchen.  I grabbed the soda, and began to twist the cap.  It should have been a clue when I did not hear the tell tale whoosh of air as the seal between the bottle and its lid was broken.  I unscrewed the lid and truly, I don’t recall if there was a momentary delay between normalcy and all hell breaking loose in my kitchen.   KA-FREAKING-BOOM!  The entire contents of the 16.9 ounce bottle exploded into my face.  Instinctively, my eyes slammed shut and remained that way for a good little while.  I had the feeling that I had just had a “little puff of air glaucoma test” times 1,000.   As I stood there, in shock, my eyes still squeezed tightly closed, I could feel  soda raining down on me from the ceiling.  So, is this Karma?  I preach the evils of soda on a regular basis and when I am oh so hypocritical and choose to indulge, this is how I am rewarded.  Sigh.

Sleep quality was not great last night.   I felt too hot, too cold, nauseous, achy, and itchy.  Which leads me back to my annoying little alarm clock that I had reset for an extra fifteen minutes of shut-eye.   Reluctantly, I drug myself out of bed, made coffee, choked down some shredded wheat and headed out to the gym.  The ladies are waiting for me and I must go!

1new shoesSplashfit torture of the day:

Run 2 miles Moderate pace
100   One and a quarter Body Weight Squats
Run 1 mile Moderate Pace
Sprint 220
100 Sumo Air Squats with Lateral Leg Raise
Run 220 Moderate Pace
Walking lunges 130
Ass burners 50 each leg
100 Yard Sprint with Low Hurdles x 2
Jog 1/2 mile back to the gym…

And done!

Home now, I am reflecting back on my time at the gym this morning, I was warming up on the elliptical.   I was in the midst of the usual good-natured cacophony of excuses that we tell ourselves at the gym.   On some level, I think that this is okay.  It is a way to bond with each other.  This is hard, and this is why, but we are here doing it anyway.  On the other hand, I completely believe that what we tell ourselves is so powerful.  By merely stating, that I didn’t sleep well last night, my hip hurts, my muscles are sore, and so on, we are setting ourselves up to be less than we can be.  Why make excuses at all?  This morning, I had to interject.  “Okay ladies, no excuses today.  I have a one hundred degree fever.  I’m here, and if I can do this, so can you.”   One of the gals asked incredulously, “Why are you here?”  Which is a very valid question. I’m here because, I want to burn it out!  Here’s the thing.   I believe that if I can raise my body temperature through exercise, before something has a chance to grab hold of me, that there is the possibility I can kill it before it does.  This only works for me if whatever bug I am entertaining has not fully taken up residence.  If I am full blown sick, then in to bed I go. Most of the medical advice that can be found online is counter intuitive the burn it off strategy.  However, I know several athletes who swear by this method.  I am not a doctor, nor a scientist.  I cannot back this up with studies and data, nor can I recommend that you try this at home; however, for me, this has worked in the past.  It makes sense if you think about it.   A fever is a function of your immune system designed to help the body fight infections. Bacteria and viruses cannot live at higher temperatures and are killed by fever.  Can you see where I get my logic?  Unfortunately for me, at least initially, today’s efforts were only marginally successful.

Home again, still feeling queasy, I popped the thermometer into my mouth.   Just over one hundred degrees.   That bed of mine is looking mighty comfy.   I slid between the sheets and pulled the covers up over my head.   Just a little more down time to let the fever do its work.  Thank God tomorrow is another day.

Spiders and Binge Cherries

Posted by Splashfit on July 15, 2013
Posted in: Active Play, Uncategorized, Workouts. Tagged: exercise, Fitness, health, jogging, kayaking, lakeshore, running, stand up paddle, workout. 4 Comments

kayak

The water was coming out of the faucet in spurts and gurgles; the water pressure gradually expelling the air from the pipes.  A nice squeeze of dish soap had the sink frothing with mountains of shiny white bubbles.  I gingerly placed my hand beneath the stream of water to test the temperature when I spied movement out of the corner of my eye. There on the stainless steel sink wall, creeping ever upwards toward my hand was a spider. Not just a little spider either,  this was a fat bodied, gigantic fanged,  monster.  Startled,  I lurched back away from the sink, a low keening in my throat giving way to a full blown,  raise the dead and get em dancing kind of scream.  It was a slasher movie caliber, oh my God we’re all going to die, quality scream and once the siren sprang from my lips, I just could not stop.  I think I maintained the verbal deluge for a full 30 seconds or so before I convinced myself that I was being ridiculous. Unfortunately for the spider and fortunately for me, spiders and hot water do not mix. I wonder how many calories you burn whilst being fearful for your life?

I get a whopping two weekends off per month. I place an enormous amount of pressure on myself to squeeze  all of the fun for half a month into two days. This weekend, we loaded up the truck with all manner of water toys; kayak, windsurfers, stand up paddles, snorkel gear, running shoes (you didn’t think I could leave my new shoes home did you?), and even pool floaty toys. As we were driving toward the little cabin at the lake, I sent a text message to my aunt who was staying at my house. I was trying to tell her about food items that I had in the fridge and I could only giggle as the auto correct on my smart phone turned “bing cherries” into “binge cherries”. I had been making myself sick eating cherries and even in the car, a gallon bag of the addictive little red bombs was nestled on the seat beside me. I didn’t realize that my smart phone was capable of a freudian slip. It is not necessarily always a good thing to live in the same town as a fruit packing shed.

Up with the sun,  the trauma of arachnoid encounters  was still fresh in my mind. That combined  with a stomach slightly soured by the overindulgence of cherries, I debated the breakfast dilemma. Go into the spider infested kitchen and make breakfast?  Ummmm, not so much.  I decided to get in my workout pre-breakfast,  in the hope that the fresh air, sunshine, and endorphins would adequately bolster my courage to face the kitchen.

Workout for today:  High Fives
Run 5 miles (moderate pace)
Body weight squats with shoulder lifts 5 x 50
Body weight alternating lunges 5 x 50
5 mile flat water kayak
5 mile stand up paddle

While on my run this morning,  I happened to flush a couple of does from the thick wooded areas that surrounded my path. I have to say that for the brief moment when I was moving alongside the deer, I had the feeling of being one with them. It was one of those moments that makes your breath catch in your throat and your entire body tingle with the exhilaration of the experience.  Before I could even remember to breath, they were gone, bounding into the forest that surrounds the cabin. I would like to believe that for the remainder of my run, my steps were a little lighter and my head held a little higher.

As I approached the cabin, I was struck by the peacefulness and beauty of the sunshine filtering through the tall pines, casting long shadows on the tall grasses. While I totally get recharged by my workouts, there is something about being in nature that fulfills me in a way that nothing else can. I’ve always claimed to not be privy to the “runner’s high”, but maybe this comes close. I squeezed my arms; wondering at the raised goose flesh. This is where I am, and this is where I want to be. I bailed my little French Bulldog out of “doggy” jail, and right out there among the towering pines and dappling sunlight, I completed the body weight resistance portion of my workout.

Thoughts of spiders and nausea were long gone as I made my way into the cabin and its little kitchen. The refrigerator seemed less daunting than it had just a few hours previously. I opened the door, and as I reached for the carton of almond milk, my eyes drifted to the fruit drawer and a gallon size bag of “binge” cherries…

Insomnia and Running on Empty.

Posted by Splashfit on July 12, 2013
Posted in: Active Play, Workouts. Tagged: body weight exercises, Fitness, health, hiking, jogging, running, stair climbing, windsurf, workouts. Leave a comment
Running stairs is a great addition to any workout

Running stairs is a great addition to any workout

It was 3:30 am when I finally gave in and looked at the clock on my nightstand.  I was wide awake, and I could not turn off my stupid head.  A cacophony of traffic noises assaulted my brain. That, combined with the raucous snoring of  my little french bulldog, had me slamming my pillow over my head in frustration.  Why is there traffic at 3:30 in the morning?  I live in a tiny little town, where is all of this noise coming from? Is it this noisy every night and I just sleep through it?  When I cannot quiet my mind, there is no way that my body will succumb to the fatigue of the day and sleep. My mind is racing, I am rehashing conflict and conversations; I should have said this, I should have done that, Next time I’ll do this… I am making myself insane. I need my sleep to allow my body to recover.  Just knowing that I need to sleep and can’t is stressing me out even more. My mind is flying all over the place. None of the places are serene. Pretty soon, I find that I am going through different exercises in my head and trying to plan the workout for the day.  Just a suggestion here, but if you are trying to go to sleep, I cannot recommend doing pushups and burpees in your head.  Finally, when my little clock read 4:30 am, I just decided to give up and start my day a bit early.

I was worried, that given my lack of sleep, I would be running on empty with regard to my gym time. I surprised myself.  Other than fatiguing a bit more rapidly than usual, my performance was spot on.  I doubt that I could go too many nights without good quality sleep and not be more severely impacted.   At any rate, after enjoying my coffee, I headed to the gym for my 7:00 am session. I was on the elliptical for 15 minutes before anybody showed.  People oversleep sometimes… given that I had the opposite problem today, I am less than sympathetic, but it happens.  A quick warm-up, and we headed outside.  Yes, it is once again cooler outside than in the gym.

Our Workout:

The Countdown…

100 yard sprint, stairs, 100 yard jog, stairs, 10 fitness band squat rows, 10 push-ups, 10 bench dips
100 yard sprint, stairs, 100 yard jog, stairs, 9 fitness band squat rows, 9 push-ups, 9 bench dips
100 yard sprint, stairs, 100 yard jog, stairs, 8 fitness band squat rows, 8 push-ups, 8 bench dips
and so on…. all the way to 1
Jog back to the gym…
Bench Press Drop Set to Failure x 2 sets
Barbell Power Clean and Press 3 sets x 10 reps
Reverse Deltoid Flye 3 sets x 10

Plank series:
Elbow plank 75 seconds, rest 15
Plank to T-Stand 30 seconds, rest 15
Toe taps 30 seconds, rest 15
Shoulder taps 30 seconds, rest 15

Fitness Ball Knee Pikes x 30
Knee up crunches x 30

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand Done!

Once again, I am so impressed with the improvement I see from my training “victims”.   While in the midst of the sprint / upper body countdown, I could feel my client breathing down my neck as she mirrored my pace and intensity.  One of these days, and I don’t think it will be too far in the future, I will see her surpass my performance.   It is a joy to watch somebody dig deep and begin to reach their fitness potential.  As we were jogging back to the gym, we had a conversation about how much easier the running is now than when we first began.  She lamented that in the beginning, just once around the block felt difficult.  I remember it well.

It is not within my normal personality type to “ease” into things.  While thru-hiking the Pacific Crest Trail (2662 miles) from Canada to Mexico, I was given the “trail-name” Splash.  Long-Distance hikers often accept a “trail name” which accomplishes a couple of things, one it identifies us as members of the “super-secret-elite-club” and two, it helps to differentiate between the 4 Mikes and 5 Sues that are on the trail at any given time.  My initial naming happened because of a rather spectacular cartoon style slip on a slime covered boulder which resulted in an equally spectacular “splash” flat on my back into a creek, but I have to say that I accepted the name for another reason entirely.  I chose to accept Splash as a trail name because it really fits my personality. I have always had a tendency to jump into life with both feet. No questions asked.  Make a big splash. It fits and I like it.  That being said, I have not always approached running in the most intelligent manner.   I have often started off with 3 or 4 miles runs, and being a bit obsessive, have completed these on consecutive days when my body, my joints, my tendons, my ligaments, and my bones, were not physically prepared for it.  I have paid the consequences for over enthusiasm with event cancelling injuries.   This year I vowed to take myself and my two running newbies, and shun my all or nothing tendencies in favor of a more intelligent  and gradual running program.   We began painfully slow with embarrassingly short distance runs, and we kept at it.  Gradually adding distance, and then adding sprint intervals.   I have said it before, I am not a natural runner.  But here’s the thing, I have always yearned to be a runner.   Six months into this program, and I can run faster and longer than I have ever done before, and guess what?   No shin splints!   No plantar fasciitis!  No knee pain (this is especially miraculous given that I am a candidate for full knee replacements).   I can’t say that I really enjoy running.  It is still hard and it still hurts, but I am out there, and today, I feel like I am winning.

Sailing on the Columbia River

Sailing on the Columbia River

Now…. off to my windsurfing lesson!  I can sleep when I am dead.

New Shoes and Kayak Rolls

Posted by Splashfit on July 12, 2013
Posted in: Active Play, Uncategorized. Tagged: Fitness, health, jogging, kayak, running. 2 Comments
I just completed a successful roll in the kayak!

I just completed a successful roll in the kayak!

Still on a high from completing my first (Not ONE but TWO) successful rolls in a kayak, I had just pulled into my driveway. I hadn’t even put the car in park yet, when I spied the familiar brown cardboard box sitting on my back porch! New running shoes! They’re here! They’re here!  I ran up the ramp to the porch, scooped up the box, clamored in through the back door, grabbed a knife, (I know they say not to use a knife, but come on, we all do it… right?) and whilst doing an impatient little ‘I have to go potty’ dance, I quickly removed the contents from the box. Did I mention NEW SHOES? When I was a small child, my family did not have a lot of money. My mom was working part-time and my dad was going to school to get his degree. I got maybe one pair of new shoes per year (it may have been more, but that is what I remember). Oh, how I loved my new shoes!!! Always, the first night after being blessed with the shiny little vinyl things, my mom would scold me to take off the shoes and go to bed. I would wait until she left the room, and with all the stealth a five year old could muster, I would sneak out of bed and into the closet, scoop up the new shoes, and climb back up into the bed with my prized possession in tow. Ecstatically happy, I would place them in a place of honor on my pillow. Scarcely believing my good fortune, I would fall asleep, one arm draped over my shoes, with contentment oozing from my little body. It is funny how the happy memories from childhood carry over into my adult life. Although, I drew the line at sleeping with my new kicks last night, I think I will always love new shoes.

The best thing about my new running shoes?  I am actually excited to go running!  Go Me!

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